“The glasses give your face some context.”
— Benzo
May 05, 2011, 2:13pm
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORANGE.
Questions are posited to the Hon. Sir Zebra by James. Other times, the reverse happens. This is for your enlightenment. OK?
“Surely anyone who has the time to construct all these hacks doesn’t have enough going on to need their life hacked.”
—
James,
On Lifehacker.
February 17, 2011, 7:56am
“You ever seen Paris, Texas? I’m watching it, it’s pretty good.”
— Benzo Harris
February 02, 2011, 7:39pm
“You can do a lot with a packet of wine gums and a cockring.”
— James
November 15, 2010, 12:40pm
On the Maine Population
James: You know, something has struck me about your state that I never really properly considered before.
Fucking nobody lives in it.
Seriously though, get yourself a population. Impregnate like… 20 women when you get home.
Hon. Sir Zebra: What makes you think I don’t do that every time I go home? We have BEARS, sir. They EAT a lot of the children.
May 05, 2010, 9:13am
ON APPLYING FOR JOBS.
- Hon. Sir Zebra: I will also offer to show him a portfolio of high-res photos of my last 6 stools, to verify that I am in fact regular and have a healthy digestive system.
- James: A picture of the stool, with todays newspaper.
- Hon. Sir Zebra: In today's job market you need to do these things, James, to show people that you do not fuck around.
April 27, 2010, 10:00am
- Hon. Sir Zebra: Incidentally, what is it that you actually do?
- James: I'm a bus or something.
April 26, 2010, 9:14am
- Hon. Sir Zebra: Gag yr cat.
- James: You can't gag a cat. Look- http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/936/1001079po6.jpg
- see?
March 03, 2010, 10:25am
- Hon. Sir Zebra: MORE PICTURES OF KITTENS. PREFERABLY SHOT AT LOW F/STOP, SHALLOW DOF W/ LOTS OF BOKEH.
- James: I CAN HAZ FUCK OFF? CAT IS HIDING BEHIND SOFA. THE LITTLE FUCKER HATES US. HE'S CRAPPING IN THE LITTER BOX THO. GOOD LITTLE FUCKER.
- Hon. Sir Zebra: WHY NOT NAME SAID CAT MORDECAI OR HOWEVER STOP
- Hon. Sir Zebra: ALSO IF SAID CAT STILL HATES YOU IN AM I CAN COME OVER AND QUOTE PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN HIM END QUOTE STOP AWAITING YR IMPUT STOP
January 17, 2010, 3:53pm
