- Hon Sir Zebra: Bum Scrub:
- James: Sounds like an old Etonian punishment. But I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's the sweaty, matted pubic hair residing deep within the crevasse of a man's rear.
- OR
- It's the wisps of said hair that grow long and protrude beyond the crack.
- me: It is, in fact, both of the first two.
- The Etonian punishment usually involves a loofa, roughly one kilo of horseradish, and the posterior of the offending lad.
- It's eventual discontinuation resulted when it was discovered that it was a more pleasurable than detractive procedure.
November 10, 2009, 8:16am
