WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORANGE.


Questions are posited to the Hon. Sir Zebra by James. Other times, the reverse happens. This is for your enlightenment. OK?
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  • James: frunch
  • Hon. Sir Zebra: That is a kind of meal, actually alluded to in The Simpsons by Homer (I forget the episode and season, forgive me) as "the meal between brunch and lunch." That is an inaccurate description, though; "frunch" is actually a kind of petit-dejunier eaten by juvenile goat herders (known as Les Fruges) who live in a small and uninteresting region of northern France called Frümbgj. They speak a bizzare mix of French, Estonian, and German. Nobody likes them at all.
  •  AT ALL.
  • James: Actually it's the sound of an american sedan colliding with any kind of soft matter.
  • Hon. Sir Zebra: Isn't that a "mrunch?" Oh, wait, that's a mid-range Japanese motorbike colliding with a sofa bought from a Salvation Army for specifically purposes of motor-vehicular recreation.


November 10, 2009, 8:29am